If by eight minutes you have a headache burn the album being careful not to inhale the fumes of the liner notes. 'Fourth, the cut lasts 12 minutes, 37 seconds. Turn off all the lights and sit in front of the stereo with your head in front of the speaker anf turn the volume all the way up. Third, take out disc two and play the last side first. Second, don't leave it on the backseat of the car so it melts.

'Here's instructions on playing our album.

We present the only true patriotism left. Blatant flag waving gets to be a little nauseating. 'The same patriotic feeling expressed in songs like 'The Green Beret' and 'Day of Decision' are embodied in our every performance only on a more abstract level. We are systematically trying to do away with the creative roadblocks that our helpful American educational system has installed to make sure nothing creative leaks through to mass audiences. 'We play the new free music - music as absolutely free, unencumbered by American cultural suppression. Meanwhile here's what lead Mother Frank Zappa had to say. Pity the poor WXYZ switchboard operators! If you missed them Tuesday, you can see them Saturday, July 23, on Dave Prince's 'Club 1270' TV show. The switchboard was flooded with viewers either saying the Mothers were great or awful.' 'We've never had anyone on the show that brought anything near the controversy they caused. As Art Cervi, 'Swingin' Time' talent coordinator said. Tuesday afternoon the Mothers appeared on Robin Seymour's TV show. Their clothes are dreadful – and I dig mod clothes. The Mothers of Invention are here with an album called ' Freak Out!' (someone suggested it should have been called 'Flake Out'), They come from Hollywood. Well, as the man said, you ain't seen nothing yet. You got up in arms about the Rolling Stones. Mothers and fathers, you thought the Beatles were bad.

Tell me why ain't nothin but a headache